You may not have been interested in the 1st boyfriend I picked out for you, however, I have continued my search and believe I have found the man of your dreams!
Let us call him "Samuel Ezekiel Williamsburg". He dresses like a colonial dweller, even carrying a large rifle, and speaking with a very realistic accent as if he was magically transported from the 1600s!!
Maybe he will come back to California with me and I can have him waiting for you when you return from your travels!!!
Love,
Your Favorite Sister
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