Molly Brown Can Moo, Can You?

Molly Brown's Fireworks (and gift shop) looked so inviting that we had to go inside and see for ourselves what wonders could be found.
What we found:
1. An entire warehouse of fireworks and about 5 shelves of gifts.
2. All the people inside shopping were families with children.
3. Nobody had a full mouth of teeth.
4. Conversation overheard between mother and daughter:
Daughter: Mom, where are you going?
Mom: I need to go have a smoke before we do the fireworks, I don't wanna blow nothin' up.

Gotta love the Ozarks!!!